Award-winning, unique venue in a great location, just several minutes' walk from Vauxhall tube station along the beautiful river path, with a Santander cycle stand and bus stop nearby. With a bar currently serving drinks and restaurant soon to re-open, a stage with lights & sound, it's the perfect venue, licensed for wedding ceremonies and ideal for parties & shows of all kinds.
Moored on the Thames in the Nine Elms area, London's largest regeneration zone and new residential and business district, with views of the iconic Battersea Power Station. Please do come on board anytime; there's no need to book in advance. Most of our private events are on the lower deck, leaving the middle & upper decks accessible to the public.
Moored on the Thames in the Nine Elms area, London's largest regeneration zone and new residential and business district, with views of the iconic Battersea Power Station. Please do come on board anytime; there's no need to book in advance. Most of our private events are on the lower deck, leaving the middle & upper decks accessible to the public.
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A converted 1930's Dutch Barge, the Battersea Barge has undergone a major refurbishment offering lots of light, steel, glass and personality. Nestled amongst its neighbouring modern developments and a quirky riverboat community with the back drop of Battersea Power Station, the Barge shines centre stage.
To confirm the venue a deposit of 500 is required to secure the booking. This is non-refundable. 50% of the remainder payable 4 months before the date, with final settlement of the hire fee, food and drinks payable 1 month ahead. 70+ guests - peak; 50+ guests off-peak (accommodates apx 80 guests but you can invite more (120+ as access is to the whole boat).
We are taking reservations and look forward to seeing you on board. Alternatively please just come aboard, as we leave some walk-on tables on our outdoor decks, and you are welcome to stand until a table becomes available. Please remember to check what weather is forecast, as you might need to dress warm, bring a blanket and maybe even an umbrella!
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Lyndon P.
Apr 26, 2016
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Wow... Just wow... And not in a good way.
I was due to go to some psychedelic acoustic Brazilian night and based on the old reviews and pictures, I was looking forward to it!
Needless to say, I was very disappointed straight off the bat. The place itself is in an awesome location but the barge is so run down, dirty and smells pretty bad. The wine we ordered was so old it was practically just a glass of vinegar.
But never mind, let's try make a good thing out of a bad situation. So we went upstairs to enjoy our drinks in the sun. The band was there and... Well... For a chill acoustic band
I was due to go to some psychedelic acoustic Brazilian night and based on the old reviews and pictures, I was looking forward to it!
Needless to say, I was very disappointed straight off the bat. The place itself is in an awesome location but the barge is so run down, dirty and smells pretty bad. The wine we ordered was so old it was practically just a glass of vinegar.
But never mind, let's try make a good thing out of a bad situation. So we went upstairs to enjoy our drinks in the sun. The band was there and... Well... For a chill acoustic band
Walsh A.
Jun 19, 2013
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Saw a great show here last night and would highly recommend a visit to the barge if Paul: http://www.paullmartin.com/murderonthebatterseabarge.htm has a show there and you can make it there.
The food was good, but not great. The prices were not cheap, but affordable. The show was amazing! The location is a bit hard to find, so make sure you do a good recon on Google Maps before you hop in a cab. Our cab driver was very nice, but had no clue how to get to the barge.
The food was good, but not great. The prices were not cheap, but affordable. The show was amazing! The location is a bit hard to find, so make sure you do a good recon on Google Maps before you hop in a cab. Our cab driver was very nice, but had no clue how to get to the barge.
Tami C.
Mar 15, 2013
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I am not too sure if this works on daily basis or its only available to hire. I visited the Battersea Barge a few days ago, but I expected a bit more. It is very romantic, especially on the deck but it can get a bit stuffy inside especially if there are over 50 people inside. I felt the menu was too little and the food wasn't as great.
Qype User Tomril
Dec 28, 2012
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Ian P.
Sep 30, 2011
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Ahoy!
An events boat permanently docked and available for hire. Although also available for private functions I've only been here for a show but I'd imagine a party would be good fun on Battersea Barge.
Not a particularly large boat but split over two levels (above and below deck) I'd estimate about 80 people could be accommodated on board but too many more could become problematic.
The bar potentially serves a fairly wide range of beers (some good, most average), wines (about 7-9 different whites, reds and sparklys each as well as a couple of rosés') and spirits (standard
An events boat permanently docked and available for hire. Although also available for private functions I've only been here for a show but I'd imagine a party would be good fun on Battersea Barge.
Not a particularly large boat but split over two levels (above and below deck) I'd estimate about 80 people could be accommodated on board but too many more could become problematic.
The bar potentially serves a fairly wide range of beers (some good, most average), wines (about 7-9 different whites, reds and sparklys each as well as a couple of rosés') and spirits (standard
Patrick F.
Dec 16, 2009
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Tough to get to, but a great venue. Impressively for a floating bar, it manages to have a selection of drinks on tap, a decently priced wine list, AND a kitchen able to turn out half-decent food.
Given the location, it's a place you'd only go to for an event, so it's a good thing they have a calendar of cabaret shows that put the stage to good use (including an annual cabaret panto - don't bring the kids). Or you can hire it for your own do and party on a boat (T-Pain not included).
For the lads, make sure you visit the urinal. I pissed myself laughing.
Given the location, it's a place you'd only go to for an event, so it's a good thing they have a calendar of cabaret shows that put the stage to good use (including an annual cabaret panto - don't bring the kids). Or you can hire it for your own do and party on a boat (T-Pain not included).
For the lads, make sure you visit the urinal. I pissed myself laughing.
Claire L.
Dec 10, 2008
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The Battersea Barge is essentially a little boat on the Thames, close to Vauxhall train / tube station, which hosts private parties, a restaurant, special events and the occasional gig.
I came here for a private party once and I was really inspire to have my own party here once day (although the hire fee's a little high as you can imagine). However, I did have a great time, especially as it was summer and you could look out onto the Thames as you were drinking and watching the sun go down, pretty cool.
You should come here and check this place out, the gigs aren't all that great but
I came here for a private party once and I was really inspire to have my own party here once day (although the hire fee's a little high as you can imagine). However, I did have a great time, especially as it was summer and you could look out onto the Thames as you were drinking and watching the sun go down, pretty cool.
You should come here and check this place out, the gigs aren't all that great but
Qype User Kataje
Nov 14, 2008
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Alistair H.
Oct 31, 2008
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Terrible location (to get to), but a wonderful little venue. Maybe the former contributes to the latter?
Anyway, even though this is actually a boat, don't expect to get a boat trip - it's permanently moored. They have a little stage and do kareoke and have live bands on from time to time. There isn't too much on the drinks menu, but the staff are great and will try their best to find something that'll suit
Anyway, even though this is actually a boat, don't expect to get a boat trip - it's permanently moored. They have a little stage and do kareoke and have live bands on from time to time. There isn't too much on the drinks menu, but the staff are great and will try their best to find something that'll suit
Qype User Davepe
Jul 15, 2008
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Cool riverboat venue in Battersea/Vauxhall with regular events and varied clientele. What makes this place is that unlike many boat-bars, this place still really feels like a boat, from the rickets plank to get on board, to the wooden interior and upper deck, you feel like your mate who owns a boat has invited you over for a few drinks.
Also, somehow, they manage to do really good pub grub style food, from pies to burgers to salads, and all at under a tenner. The drinks selection is good too, and there are often gigs and cabaret nights going on, so it's worth checking it out and heading
Also, somehow, they manage to do really good pub grub style food, from pies to burgers to salads, and all at under a tenner. The drinks selection is good too, and there are often gigs and cabaret nights going on, so it's worth checking it out and heading
Qype User Andeec
Jul 05, 2008
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Pretty much has been said about how this place looks like and feels like, so I decided not to repeat the same things in other words. I decided to advise you not to be put off by the fact that this London's worst kept secret is in hideaway on the Thames tideway. It's not so far away, and not so out of the way as believed. Going there you can enjoy a max. 10 min beautiful Riverside Walk from Vauxhall Tube Station, as for the night return the Vauxhall Bus Station offers equally great opportunities of transport to both North and South.
Personally I wouldn't move this charming barge
Personally I wouldn't move this charming barge
Qype User Amethy
Jul 05, 2008
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You know how it is - a slightly dubious summer's evening in London and you wonder if it's the best time to enjoy a party on a boat Well, the heavy showers abated and a happy group of dedicated qypers met-up for an evening of fun.
Just along the river bank, between New Covent Garden Market and the long defunct Battersea Power Station, you'll find the eponymous Barge. Tip number one: it helps if, unlike me, you take along the directions, instead of leaving them at home. Tip number two: have a proper think about whether those pink snakeskin high heels are really advisable for scaling
Just along the river bank, between New Covent Garden Market and the long defunct Battersea Power Station, you'll find the eponymous Barge. Tip number one: it helps if, unlike me, you take along the directions, instead of leaving them at home. Tip number two: have a proper think about whether those pink snakeskin high heels are really advisable for scaling
Qype User AnnieM
Jul 05, 2008
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I agree with all the other reviewers who say the pub is a bit of a walk from public transport, but on a bright sunny day, it's definitely worth the walk. About a 10 minute walk from Vauxhall station, the pub is hidden away and seems like an oasis amongst the many DHL, FedEx's and soulless office blocks on this stretch of Battersea.
On entering you go up a plank (laydeez you might want to remove any heels if you want to make a reasonably dignified entrance) and go into a lovely flower strewn deck.
The views both up and down stream are fantastic - you have iconic Battersea Power Station
On entering you go up a plank (laydeez you might want to remove any heels if you want to make a reasonably dignified entrance) and go into a lovely flower strewn deck.
The views both up and down stream are fantastic - you have iconic Battersea Power Station
Akin T.
Jul 04, 2008
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Qype User DrO
Jul 04, 2008
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Tucked out of the way behind the riverside cement works, the barge, about 5 minutes walk up Nine Elms Lane coming from the Vauxhall end, is a pretty well sorted evening. Particularly as last night it was host to the ever evolving circus that is 'The Qype Party Group'...
The venue is available for bookings only - most days of the week I believe - and I'm guessing capacity is probably around the 150 mark. It's a set up that really works; the whole pub-on-a-boat idea lends itself well to theme parties and there's a stage to boot too; perfect if you want to incorporate an
The venue is available for bookings only - most days of the week I believe - and I'm guessing capacity is probably around the 150 mark. It's a set up that really works; the whole pub-on-a-boat idea lends itself well to theme parties and there's a stage to boot too; perfect if you want to incorporate an
Chris O.
Jul 04, 2008
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Cool place. It's a bit of a walk from Vauxhall Station but pleasant enough on a summer's eve and the location right on the river is very impressive with nice views of London (especially the Battersea Powerstation!). They've got a good selection of beer too. Although to be honest, I only drank Budvar on my visit. I'd go back and like ahunter said a few reviews up from this one, it's a great place for a party.
Steve G.
Jul 04, 2008
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Having been there for the Qype Party I couldn't very well not review it now could I?
It IS out of the way, but if public transport is running as it should be then it's not as bad as you'd think. Being overlooked by the amazing Battersea Power Station is cool, and the quietness of the location does make it a superb place for a private party as the other reviewers have mentioned.
One of the things I liked was how nearly-seedy it seemed! Red velvety furniture and decor starts things off, closely followed by a sequined curtain that gives way to a doorway leading to the stripper
It IS out of the way, but if public transport is running as it should be then it's not as bad as you'd think. Being overlooked by the amazing Battersea Power Station is cool, and the quietness of the location does make it a superb place for a private party as the other reviewers have mentioned.
One of the things I liked was how nearly-seedy it seemed! Red velvety furniture and decor starts things off, closely followed by a sequined curtain that gives way to a doorway leading to the stripper
Qype User TeamLu
Jun 30, 2008
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Apart from the location, this is a fun place for some drinks. Being so far away from well, everywhere, means that you should come here for the night. The staff are great and suprisingly tolerant of drunk people running around doing pirate, titanic and other boat-related impressions.
Book a taxi for when you leave though, unlikely there'll be anything driving by at 2am
Book a taxi for when you leave though, unlikely there'll be anything driving by at 2am
Qype User Lace
Dec 21, 2007
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This is a well-executed bar but its a bit of a trek! Located on the south side of the Thames near Vauxhall station, it takes a long amble along the river path to reach the Barge. The walk is pleasant enough and takes in one of the quieter stretches of the Thames' central section. Not fun getting back home to North London though!
Once you get over the travelling this bar is cosy, friendly and hidden away so is great for private parties. The stage is situated on the main floor, which hoasted some great live acts when I was there. The deck is lovely and has a nice view - perfect for those
Once you get over the travelling this bar is cosy, friendly and hidden away so is great for private parties. The stage is situated on the main floor, which hoasted some great live acts when I was there. The deck is lovely and has a nice view - perfect for those
